Jim'll Fix it

Santa won't be visiting Stoke Mandeville hospital this year. A senior nurse said the thought another white haired man emptying his sack on the children's ward was too much to bare
 

Best one yet and there isn't much to chose between them.

Who are those people running off in the distance? Is it a hunt??
 
Celtic Football Club have released a Jimmy Saville memorial tracksuit
Adult size top but you'll have to squeeze into the kids bottoms