I'm Worried For You Guys

[Bogeyman]

Man almost masturbates himself to death

EXCLUSIVE: Doctors at Nagoya City University Hospital revealed the man suffered a life-threatening stroke caused by a blood vessel in his brain rupturing when masturbating.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Everything well in hand it appears.

 

[pjgh]

Which guys? Japanese, or German?

 

[TobyC]

Almost another covid related death.

But they got the location wrong, it was Halifax, Republic of Yorkshire.

 

[Rohleder]

 

[mcgruff]

 

[merchant_seaman]

I’ve been worried about myself about a dozen times a day…..

 

[hotmetal]

... would that not make you a semen merchant?
Sorry, no offence meant but couldn't resist.

"Sex with someone I love" haha! Like Palm'o'the Handerson?

 

[BigBruce]

Thank f*ck I'm ambidextrous

 

[Mike Smart]

Fcuk me what a great way to go

 

[hotmetal]

Mummy it's bedtime, can I take the boxing gloves off now?

 

[Zorro]

Imagine trying to desperately clear your internet history before you pass out, with only one side of your body still working .....

 

[Bogeyman]

In a city I lived in ages ago I remember it being in the news when a fella died of a heart attack in the arcade section of a XXX sex shop. I remember we were all laughing about it at work thinking how in the Hell would you explain that one to family & friends(?).

"Say Timmy, how did your dear ol' dad die?" "Well uncle Fred, he died chokin' his gopher in a stroke shop!"

 

[Paul L]

Give it some bollocks !!