I had to tell you before I bought it all...

Sorry Slick, it's no good. Antdad has decreed thus so you're not allowed any. You'll have to spend £14k and get some fancy beans that were shat out by some mischevous honey badger or other strange jungle marsupial then brew up in a big shiny machine that cost more than your house. It adds to the flavour you know....

You might be allowed in the club then.
 
Re: RE: I had to tell you before I bought it all...


Are you sure its the beans he keeps?
 

How would you tell? All looks the same to me...
 
S@@t and b"@&&£&ks

I thought I was in the club.
Honey badger at the ready. Marsupial in the wings.
Rare mountain nub nub beans at the ready.
Then I went and spoiled it all by something stupid like...
Lavazza!!

Yrs slack