Hello There

SirPrize said:
No need to stop going to a particular club just because you don't like the bouncers.

of course not, it was all in jest.
 
Pig Cat said:
Och aye old chap, I've got it! Berwick-upon-Tweed. What a strange place.

Indeed - they all talk funny over there ... a strange mix of lowland Scots and Northumbrian (which is extremely distinct from Geordie) with a bit of "BBC Geordie" thrown in for good measure. It's becoming more anglicised than ever it was though...