Hello from Ayrshire, Scotland

You know this is an old-school razor gang, right...? You need to learn the code.

"Single/two/three pass shave" - the number of people you've slashed recently

"What's your favourite blade?" - ie to slash people

"Bought some new soap" - got nabbed by the law

"How do I get a closer shave?" - I've got a witness who needs dealing with
Thanks for the heads up mcgruff.
I'm still stuck at the slashing myself stage, but we'll get there
 
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