Famous Quotes & Sayings

William Dobson · Sunday June 25, 2017

"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think".

Dorothy Parker

Bogeyman · Sunday June 25, 2017

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

Last words of Civil War Union Major General John Sedgwick just as a Confederate sharpshoooter bullet struck him in the face mortally. Probably the bullet was from an English Whitworth rifle then employed by Rebel sharpshooters.

Barry Giddens · Sunday June 25, 2017

'The horror, the horror'
Kurtz

Steve Bowles · Sunday June 25, 2017

Always treat a lady like a whore, and a whore like a lady. ~Anonymous

Floid_Maniac · Sunday June 25, 2017

"There is no more good-natured, but also no more gullible people than the Germans. No lie can be conceived treacherous enough, the Germans believe it. They follow a slogan which was given to them, to act against their own countrymen, rather than the real enemies of their country."

Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

trainman · Sunday June 25, 2017

"Apology accepted" Darth Vader

Dave.

Rohleder · Monday June 26, 2017

GuitarTech · Monday July 24, 2017

At a dinner party:
Lady Astor to Churchill: Sir, if you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.
Churchill to Lady Astor: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

GuitarTech · Monday July 24, 2017

" I never drink water: fish fornicate in it" W.C.Fields

factormax · Tuesday July 25, 2017

GuitarTech said:
" I never drink water: fish fornicate in it" W.C.Fields

I think it was also Fields who said:

"It was a woman that drove me to drink. I never did get the chance to thank her"

GuitarTech · Tuesday July 25, 2017

"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?" Mae West

Geechy · Friday August 18, 2017

Oliver hardy
Stan laurel

Haven't you got a rich uncle Stan?
No he died, he fell through a door and broke his neck.
What on a building site?
No they were hanging him.

nick_s · Friday August 18, 2017

'scuse me, I fell off me perch.

Keef

Satanfriendly · Saturday August 19, 2017

Another from Winston Churchill (Sexist in this day and age but hey ho...)

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Paul_J · Tuesday August 22, 2017

How about....
It's better to burn out than to fade away!

factormax · Wednesday August 23, 2017

Paul_J said:
How about....
It's better to burn out than to fade away!

Hey, Hey. My, My.

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