Expensive Perfume

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An old man is in a lift with two glamorous women.

One woman takes a bottle of perfume from her handbag and sprays her neck.
She looks at the other woman and says “Romance … by Ralph Lauren … £150 an ounce”

The second woman takes a bottle of perfume from her bag and sprays her neck.
She looks back and says “Chanel ... No5 ….. £200 an ounce”

The lift approaches the old man’s floor and he lets off a thunderous honking fart.
As the doors open, he looks back at the two women and says
“Broccoli ! ...….….... 49p a pound !”
 
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