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... as in Ever-Ready.

Check out: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374741771302 which is not a live auction (nor is this a viral sales post), so trust that posting the link meets with Admin approval.





The description made me chuckle:

LOOKS LIKE INCORRECT EVER-READY RAZOR as handle too long
Owner has damaged case to allow razor handle to stick out .
Ref plastic case DAMAGED as shown - damaged end and crack to lid as a result .

.... er, turn the razor the other way up?



Voila!

So, if you want a deliberately mangled case with a giggle of a story to tell, it's right there.