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I have tried DE shaving with and without underpants and didnt notice any difference in the quality of shave.Mmm am I the only one thinking the underpants thing is a viable option
Zorro I fear the shaving without the budgie smugglers on as I have a tendency to drop razors hitting any over hang my worry is it would probably bounce off the Bay window (gut) and give me a closer shave down below resembling a Brit MilahI have tried DE shaving with and without underpants and didnt notice any difference in the quality of shave.
Maybe i should try a different brand of Budge Smugglers ?
A propos underpants, it's safer to have a pair on, even if inside out (2) than none, and risk unintentional ceremonial surgery in case of insufficient knurling on your new handle or excess slickness..
Gentlemen, gentlemen!Zorro I fear the shaving without the budgie smugglers on as I have a tendency to drop razors hitting any over hang my worry is it would probably bounce off the Bay window (gut) and give me a closer shave down below resembling a Brit Milah
Matron will be along forthwith after all a bed bath before bed will help you sleep, mind you seems she may have problems removing your budgie Smugglers, you appear more interested in Zorro's Hot Metal and myself Manscaping than proudly doffing your speedos and saying here I am and I'm not afraid to show itGentlemen, gentlemen!
Please restrict your bizarre methods of manscaping to the SotD forum where pictures may allow others to judge the quality (or lack thereof) of said smugglers of budgies. Sheesh!
MATRON! They’re talking about underpants again…
My Speedos are long since retired, old boy!
I’d have to go get extra large bin bags with two holes in the bottom for swimming trunks and some waterproof cord to tie ‘em on...
Missed a word there Gairdner Old boy the word Bath should have been added after the word Bed for Matron to oblige, off with those strides and let the delightful Hattie Jacquesque Matron abound herself to your nether regions 'Resistance is futile' old chap and surely a tin mug of Cocoa at this time for Darling MatronMy Speedos are long since retired, old boy!
I’d have to go get extra large bin bags with two holes in the bottom for swimming trunks and some waterproof cord to tie ‘em on. Poor Matron has fainted at the thought and even a cup of her favourite Earl Grey will not bring her round. Alas, I fear for her mortal soul (not to mention her eyesight).
Now bugger off you lot cos I’m going to bed, if it will have me….
Anyhoo, today has dawned anew, began afresh and spawned its own unique set of difficulties, alas. I cannot for the life of me remember whether I should reverse, turn inside out or even both. What’s a poor chap to do, eh, eh?
Ninja stealth u-pants?You could just go commando ?
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