Shaving den...Americanism for someone with more bathrooms in their house than needed thus allowing a Gentleman to put his shaving gear out of the wife's way.
My "bathroom" is actually a shower room, so I'm always within shitting distance from my toilet while shaving. Get that picture out of your head.
That was also the first routine of the day as ordered by everyone's Drill Sergeant. And you had all of 3 minutes to accomplish them.My dad always described his morning routine a the 3 S's. Shit,Shower,Shave all to be completed not necessarily in that order
Don't forget to wash your hands before you pick that razor up lolMy "bathroom" is actually a shower room, so I'm always within shitting distance from my toilet while shaving. Get that picture out of your head.
I have a 23 year old Prince Charming living at home. Mummy's little Soldier, similar to Sheridan from Keeping up appearances.
I'm quite used to going into the bathroom only to find His royal highness could not be bothered to flush to toilet or God forbid put the lid down. Of course if I say anything about going into my shave den and seeing the Captains log staring up at me then of course it wasn't him! I must get a priest in to exorcise the ghost that keeps leaving turds in our bog.
Sleep?...Isn't there a fourth "S" to the military routine? Shining ones boots? I hated it.
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