Better Razors?

[Bogeyman]

...Injector razors shave better than anything else I have. ...but they shave so well they are boring...

...Chances are no matter what razor you purchase next will not give you a better shave than you already get from your razor.
I was running around the better razor rabbit hole for years looking for that elusive razor and years later I realised that I had been chasing shadows.
Don't get me wrong, I had fun doing it and spent lots of money but my shave never really improved!
I know this but I will still buy another razor's every now and then but I'm no longer under the illusion that it will give me a better shave...

Two men who "get it".

Of course you know what that means, right? The Emporium has let a sanction contract "With extreme prejudice" on these two so kiss them good bye.

Never cross the Emporium.