Best music opening line of all time

Ev'rybody's lonesome for somebody else
But nobody's lonesome for me
Ev'rybody's thinkin' 'bout somebody else
But nobody thinks about me
When the time rolls around for me to lay down and die
I bet I'll have to go and hire me someone to cry
Ev'rybody's lonesome for somebody else
nobody is lonesome for me.
 


No that was Sid Vicious that said that, then shot everybody.

Edit, the Frank bit Sid Said.
 
All the late night bargains have been struck
Between the satin beaus and their belles
Prehistoric garbage trucks
Have the city to themselves
Echoes roars dinosaurs
They're all doing the monster mash
And most of the taxis, most of the whores
Are only taking calls for cash

An amazing opening line, saw them live at Wembley 1985, the real Wembley not that new one
 
And written with 2 notes I believe, then sped up. So simple, so effective.
 
Now we're talking. Tres Hombres is one of the finest rock albums ever.