Any tips on using this?

I'll never be able to look at a bicycle pump in the same way again now. I had previously associated them with guys who were middle age in the 80s, when middle aged men cycled to work in mushroom coloured chinos or 'slacks' with cycle clips round their ankles, 3-speed Sturmey Archer gears on their steel Raleigh, with a pump on the down tube between those pointy braze-ons.

Not gonna be the same mental image now though is it? AT ALL!
 
Matron, tell him it’s not a Raleigh but a Pashley and yes, it has 3 speed Sturmey Archer gears, hub brake et al.

And Matron says that colonic irrigation is good for you, haha! Hmph, though I’m not sure about having one’s back passage scoured out with a scrubbing brush and caustic soda. I mean the flagstones just won’t take it…

Matron! Where the devil are my bicycle clips? Ruddy woman’s a menace…
 
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