An Irishman abroad

hunnymonster

hunnymonster

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Little Feckwittering-on-the-Moor
Paddy goes to Canada to be a lumberjack. 1st day on the job and the boss gives him a chainsaw & says" Listen Paddy, I expect 100 trees felled per day, if you don't make the grade you're out!" 12 hours later Paddy staggers back into the camp and collapses.
"How many trees Paddy?" says the boss."97" croaks Paddy.The boss sees how totally shattered Paddy looks and gives him one last chance.
Next day, after 13 hours Paddy is carried in by the other loggers."How many?" says the boss. "98" wheezes Paddy. Another logger says "Jeez boss, that Paddy might be a bit short, but he worked non-stop for 13 hours, no lunch ,nothing!" The boss wonders if Paddy's chainsaw might be faulty so he pulls the cord and the saw roars into life. Paddy leaps up and shouts" Fuck me what's that noise?"
 
Damian and I could ask for our own CONIE for ourselves....we would have nearly as many members as CONUK. :lol:
Not quite sure why CONUK's little map on its page includes the Republic of Ireland??
 
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