Admit to it!

Ha! Love it. Actually the thought had never occurred to me to lather up without shaving. Especially since I went over to face lathering. I mean, where's the denouement? I have some nice soaps, especially the Extro Arancia Italiana which smells lush, but then after all the anticipation, you want to feel the slickness, no?

Now the tea cosy business, that is totally the sort of thing I would do (if I had a tea cosy). Actually I've probably done it with someone else's tea cosy at some point, to be fair.

Surgical glove on the head? Come on...

And I had a pic of my mate once, with a colander on his head, holding a toilet plunger in one hand, a decorators roller cage sans roller sleeve in the other hand, stood in an old metal dustbin, saying "Exterminate!" which makes a tea cosy on the head look like entry level!
 
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It was the same after the first human discovered fire. "Yes we know you can make logs burny but it's the middle of summer, we've all stripped down to loin cloths to keep cool, and we really don't need a fire right now".
 
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