A 'Penetrating' British Tale
- Thread starter Bogeyman
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- 329
- Location
- near Glasgow
Rectum!
Damn nearly killed 'im!
Damn nearly killed 'im!
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- 3,673
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- Surrey, UK
Nothing out of the ordinary for Blighty 
www.independent.co.uk
In case you're wondering, the object partially inserted was a 28lb 4ft mortar barrel... Ouch.
RAF investigates video of ‘troops sexually assaulting airman’
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www.independent.co.uk
In case you're wondering, the object partially inserted was a 28lb 4ft mortar barrel... Ouch.
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- sunny canvey in the Y-UK
He slipped, and just landed on it that way
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- 329
- Location
- near Glasgow
Yeah!
That's why I dread slipping when walking through a pile of Ordnance.
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- 471
- Location
- Wigan, Lancashire
The mortar shell was part of his arsenal.
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- Not too far from LHR
If that's your, er, "bag", beware the Hoover Dustette. Saw this in the BMJ (mate's wife is a nurse) and some of the "I was just [implausible excuse] when all of a sudden the Hoover attacked me and my dressing gown wasn't fastened" stories take implausible excuses to new heights (or lows)