... idly looking for a barber somewhere in NE England that I may go for a wet shave when a well-known search engine catapulted me to this place: never mind that it's 270 miles from the desired area... I'm just glad I was sat down as I read it....
I think Glastonbury Festival needs somewhere one could get a decent shave - combined with a haircut and massage I bet you could make a tidy profit from the money that attends these days.
You'd probably be booked solid on the last day / Monday morning before people depart back to the "real world".
Plus you get in to live it up without having to take part on the ticket lottery!