Get you best stay press, braces and Docs on because this shave is themed 'Friday night is alright for shaving'
Here is the backing track, so get your vocal chords working and let's hear it loud and proud.........
(and if your partner thinks you are completely bonkers, blame me)
It's getting late have you seen my face
Full of fluff and a total disgrace
It's seven o'clock and I want to shave
Want to surf on a bowl full of lather wave
My old man's hairier than a barrel full of monkeys
And my old lady she don't care
My General looks great in its stainless and Kai
A face full of soap and a brush in my hair
Oh, don't give us none of your bearded nation
We had it with your hairy mush
Oh, Friday night's alright for shaving
Get a little razor(ing)
Get about as smooth as a baby's ass
Gonna set this sink alight
'Cause Friday night's the night I like
Friday night's alright alright alright, ooh
Well the hairs are packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a shave which'll see me right
I may use a few passes to get what I need
I may splash a little scent and shout out 'come smell me'
A couple of the sounds that give me a rush
Are the sounds of a single edge blade and a synthetic brush
I'm a juvenile adult of the working class
Whose face wants to be smoother than a sheet of glass, oh
Oh, don't give us none of your bearded nation
We had it with your hairy mush
Oh, Friday night's alright for shaving
Get a little razor(ing)
Get about as smooth as a baby's ass
Gonna set this sink alight
'Cause Friday night's the night I like
Friday night's alright alright alright, ooh
Oh, don't give us none of your bearded nation
We had it with your hairy mush
Oh, Friday night's alright for shaving
Get a little razor(ing)
Get about as smooth as a baby's ass
Gonna set this sink alight
'Cause Friday night's the night I like
Friday night's alright alright alright, ooh
Friday, Friday, Friday
Friday, Friday, Friday
Friday, Friday,
Friday night's alright
Friday, Friday, Friday
Friday, Friday, Friday
Friday, Friday,
Friday night's alright
Friday, Friday, Friday
Friday, Friday, Friday
Friday, Friday,
Friday night's alright, ooh
For a shave **
** not in the original song but who cares?
Thank you very much for ever getting this far and I wish each and every one of you forum folk and your families a most smooth and wonderful weekend.
Ooooops. Japanese girlies? Wouldn't be a shave without them