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A skipper friendly with Sa-tan,
Posts his shaves whenever he can.
Each Shave of the Day,
In his inimitable way,
Always ends with some girls from Japan.

There was a young shaver called Boyce,
Who for razors was spoilt for choice.
He sold them for free
On the B/S/T.
"PM sent" we replied with one voice.

The Gairdner who runs ShedEleven,
Resided in shaving brush heaven.
He whittled his wood
Whenever he could,
Did he sell one to Chris down in Devon?

A fine fellow known as Blademonkey,
Had a razor with scales most funky.
He decided to part
With his orange Koraat,
So he sold it to a straight razor junkie.
 
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A skipper friendly with Sa-tan,
Posts his shaves whenever he can.
Each Shave of the Day,
In his inimitable way,
Always ends with some girls from Japan.

There was a young shaver called Boyce,
Who for razors was spoilt for choice.
He sold them for free
On the B/S/T.
"PM sent" we replied with one voice.

The Gairdner who runs ShedEleven,
Resided in shaving brush heaven.
He whittled his wood
Whenever he could,
Did he sell one to Chris down in Devon?

A fine fellow known as Blademonkey,
Had a razor with scales most funky.
He decided to part
With his orange Koraat,
So he sold it to a straight razor junkie.

I am deeply honoured. Many would rather I was simply deep
 
A skipper friendly with Sa-tan,
Posts his shaves whenever he can.
Each Shave of the Day,
In his inimitable way,
Always ends with some girls from Japan.

There was a young shaver called Boyce,
Who for razors was spoilt for choice.
He sold them for free
On the B/S/T.
"PM sent" we replied with one voice.

The Gairdner who runs ShedEleven,
Resided in shaving brush heaven.
He whittled his wood
Whenever he could,
Did he sell one to Chris down in Devon?

A fine fellow known as Blademonkey,
Had a razor with scales most funky.
He decided to part
With his orange Koraat,
So he sold it to a straight razor junkie.
Very well done and thanks for the mention! :)

Paul.
 
Among rolling green hills
A young handsome man shills
Peddling man-grooming products galore
The size of his stash
The sheer lack of cash
The forum all thought him a whore
But to the members he gave
With a big digital wave
Special offers they simply adored
In to their wet shaved laps
Landed his unwanted crap
And now he's off to buy more!
 
This thread is all about Rhyme
Not soap or canned goo or some slime
It's really quite sad
That some rhyming is bad
But hey, I don't mind wasting time.

To be honest I'm not sure what it is about
Could be frogs
Or sumat about Trout
Could be dogs
Or a Satanic sprout
Or shoes or clogs
Or tiling and grout
Who really cares?
Mr Hot Metal mentions a man called Sat
There's not much I can say about him
'Cos he's just a twat
One without short and curlies
Someone say Japanese girlies?

 
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