- Joined
- Friday July 10, 2009
- Location
- sunny canvey in the Y-UK
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter. So, he asked his friend if he had one.
“I sure do,†he replied, and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a big 12-inch BIC lighter.
“WOW!†said his friend, “Where did you get that monster?â€
“I got it from my genie.â€
“You have a genie?†the first guy asked.
“Yep, he's right here in my golf bag.†He opens his golf bag and out pops a real genie.
The friend says, “I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me a wish?â€
“Yes, I will,†the genie replies.
So the friend asks the genie for, “a million bucks.â€
Done! The genie replied, hops back into the golf bag and leaves the golfers standing there waiting for the “million bucks.â€
Suddenly the sky begins to darken and a million ducks envelop the golfers.
“Hey,†yells the disappointed golfer. “I asked your genie for million bucks, not a million ducks.â€
“Sorry,' the other golfer replied, “He's hard of hearing, and besides, do you really think that I'd ask a genie for a 12-inch BIC?
“I sure do,†he replied, and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a big 12-inch BIC lighter.
“WOW!†said his friend, “Where did you get that monster?â€
“I got it from my genie.â€
“You have a genie?†the first guy asked.
“Yep, he's right here in my golf bag.†He opens his golf bag and out pops a real genie.
The friend says, “I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me a wish?â€
“Yes, I will,†the genie replies.
So the friend asks the genie for, “a million bucks.â€
Done! The genie replied, hops back into the golf bag and leaves the golfers standing there waiting for the “million bucks.â€
Suddenly the sky begins to darken and a million ducks envelop the golfers.
“Hey,†yells the disappointed golfer. “I asked your genie for million bucks, not a million ducks.â€
“Sorry,' the other golfer replied, “He's hard of hearing, and besides, do you really think that I'd ask a genie for a 12-inch BIC?