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This Guy Applied For A Government Job. But Then They Told Him This.
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?â€
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.â€
“Have you ever been in the military service?â€
“Yes. he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.â€
The interviewer says, â€That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.†Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?â€
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.â€
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You are a Disabled Veteran; you've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM and plan on starting at 10:00 AM every day.â€
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 AM?
“This is a government job,†the interviewer says. “For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point coming for that.â€
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?â€
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.â€
“Have you ever been in the military service?â€
“Yes. he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.â€
The interviewer says, â€That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.†Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?â€
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.â€
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You are a Disabled Veteran; you've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM and plan on starting at 10:00 AM every day.â€
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 AM?
“This is a government job,†the interviewer says. “For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point coming for that.â€