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A man to a psychiatrist: “How do you select who should be admitted to your facility?â€
The psychiatrist replies: “We fill a bathtub with water and give the person a spoon, a cup and a bucket. Then we ask that person to empty the bathtub.â€
The man smiles: “Ah, I understand, if you are sane you would take the bucket.â€
The Psychiatrist replies: “No, a sane guy pulls the plug. Do you want a room with or without a balcony?â€
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Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!â€
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Pickup Lines
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cannot hold it back.
I'm no weatherman but I think you can definitely expect quite a few cms tonight.
I'm sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn't appear to have your number.
I was so struck with you that I ran quite hard into that wall over there. So I'll need your name and number for the insurance company.
My friends bet me that I wouldn't get to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl here.
Shall we buy some drinks with their money?
Hey, did you buy those pants on sale? Cuz at my place they're 100% off!
Wow, you must be a real dictator because I'm experiencing an uprising.
Hi, I was just talking to my friend and he was wondering whether you think I'm cute.
Does this cloth also smell like chloroform to you?
Did you just fart? I am just asking because you really blew me away!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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My favorite British joke:
Q: Know why the British don't make computers?
A: They couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!
The psychiatrist replies: “We fill a bathtub with water and give the person a spoon, a cup and a bucket. Then we ask that person to empty the bathtub.â€
The man smiles: “Ah, I understand, if you are sane you would take the bucket.â€
The Psychiatrist replies: “No, a sane guy pulls the plug. Do you want a room with or without a balcony?â€
................................................
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!â€
................................................
Pickup Lines
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cannot hold it back.
I'm no weatherman but I think you can definitely expect quite a few cms tonight.
I'm sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn't appear to have your number.
I was so struck with you that I ran quite hard into that wall over there. So I'll need your name and number for the insurance company.
My friends bet me that I wouldn't get to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl here.
Shall we buy some drinks with their money?
Hey, did you buy those pants on sale? Cuz at my place they're 100% off!
Wow, you must be a real dictator because I'm experiencing an uprising.
Hi, I was just talking to my friend and he was wondering whether you think I'm cute.
Does this cloth also smell like chloroform to you?
Did you just fart? I am just asking because you really blew me away!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
............................................................................................
My favorite British joke:
Q: Know why the British don't make computers?
A: They couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!