- Joined
- Friday July 10, 2009
- Location
- Little Feckwittering-on-the-Moor
OK - I shall elaborate... I put a few drops on my handkerchief because I had a bunged up nose.... I was outside and had a quick snort of the Olbas when a gust of wind blew the corner of the handkerchief into my eye...
It wasn't as bad as my rugby-playing friend's Ralgex incident though... there we were on the bus back from a match, and Bob (name changed to protect his modesty) had picked up a groin strain during the match. He decided the thing to do was Ralgex the area ASAP, so keks down on the bus Ralgex at the ready, started spraying and the bus went over a bump. His crown jewels caught a blast of Ralgex... When we got back to the club, he ran into the bar in about 3 strides, grabbed somebody's pint off the bar whipped off his strides and dropped his tackle into the lager - possibly the best use of lager I've ever encountered.
It wasn't as bad as my rugby-playing friend's Ralgex incident though... there we were on the bus back from a match, and Bob (name changed to protect his modesty) had picked up a groin strain during the match. He decided the thing to do was Ralgex the area ASAP, so keks down on the bus Ralgex at the ready, started spraying and the bus went over a bump. His crown jewels caught a blast of Ralgex... When we got back to the club, he ran into the bar in about 3 strides, grabbed somebody's pint off the bar whipped off his strides and dropped his tackle into the lager - possibly the best use of lager I've ever encountered.