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Oh no. Discussing porridge with a Scotsman. This can only end badly. I don't use the instant stuff, so cooked in a saucepan, with raspberries and a touch of honey. Is that a soft southerners version of porridge?

'Discussing porridge with a Scotsman. This can only end badly,' - yup.

'I don't use the instant stuff, so cooked in a saucepan,' - OK, you've saved yourself the death penalty - just.

'with raspberries and a touch of honey,' - I'm afraid that's a mandatory jail sentence. You might get out after 20 or so years. Could you survive Barlinnie - banged up for porridge crimes? I don't think so.

'Is that a soft southerners version of porridge?' - I think I have made my point.

On the other hand - as Johnson said -

'A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland appears to support the people.'

Ha ha. Yours - I.
 
'Discussing porridge with a Scotsman. This can only end badly,' - yup.

'I don't use the instant stuff, so cooked in a saucepan,' - OK, you've saved yourself the death penalty - just.

'with raspberries and a touch of honey,' - I'm afraid that's a mandatory jail sentence. You might get out after 20 or so years. Could you survive Barlinnie - banged up for porridge crimes? I don't think so.

'Is that a soft southerners version of porridge?' - I think I have made my point.

On the other hand - as Johnson said -

'A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland appears to support the people.'

Ha ha. Yours - I.
I love porridge made with water and a pinch of salt! That's comming from a soft southerner! :)
 
'Discussing porridge with a Scotsman. This can only end badly,' - yup.

'I don't use the instant stuff, so cooked in a saucepan,' - OK, you've saved yourself the death penalty - just.

'with raspberries and a touch of honey,' - I'm afraid that's a mandatory jail sentence. You might get out after 20 or so years. Could you survive Barlinnie - banged up for porridge crimes? I don't think so.

'Is that a soft southerners version of porridge?' - I think I have made my point.

On the other hand - as Johnson said -

'A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland appears to support the people.'

Ha ha. Yours - I.
Lol! Very good! But I did sort of plead guilty before I was even tried. Should I be eating it with salt and wearing a hair shirt?
 
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