Been Out with my son for his 21st Birthday (yeah, I know ... I don't look old enough).
Was also out with my brother, our Dad, my brother-in-law, my nephew and half a dozen of my son's mates.
All I can say is 'drinking' has changed a LOT since I was last out and smashing the granny out of it.
Was fully expecting a dozen or so pints, getting 'knuckle deep' with some strumpet, a kebab, a huge fight and one of us getting banged up.
Young 'uns today . . . they just don't know the half of it.
Next Sunday it's me, my son, my daughter, their partners, my Grandad (who used to 'bounce' for some twins in London in the 60s), my Dad, his wife, my Mum, her husband, my brother, his partner and whoever else fancies it getting mullered down the local boozer. If we don't put £500 through the till there will be some serious questions asked.