What you describe sounds like an injector. Also, the old vintage SE's are two piece, sprung head razors.If we go the utilitarian route, I wonder at what point someone would just make a handle, with a slot/cage at the top, where you slip in something like a sawed off Feather/CJB straight
You don't need tabs. You don't need anything beyond pressing the "clamp" and set the blade. Sort of a two piece razor.
If you are a lover of jazz and atonal music, like mismatched, uneven, asymmetrical designs; I suppose this razor might seem beautiful.That is utterly and absolutely gorgeous!