Moisturiser recommendations.

I did ponder the wisdom of posting this, however fuck it. It's my choice not to have a face like an elephants bollock before I'm 40.

And any derogatory comments will be reported to my wife, who will then tell my mum. Who doesn't stomach anyone picking on mummies little soldier.

Last time I used moisturiser was in Afghanistan, M&S sent out their entire spa range for the troops to try. Everyone took the piss, but an iso full emptied quick sharp, must have been the taliban...
 
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