Crikey Johnny, sounds all Harry Potter! Instead of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, we'll have Soapy Sharon's Every Scent Soaps - Ear Wax and Toe Jam with a hint of Belly Button Fluff anyone? Dangle Berry Surprise? Arko have already cornered Turkish Prison Laundry with Eau de Urinal Cake....Custom soap for the truly discerning ? Now this could be a real niche market Soapy One. From reading the attar thread I'm guessing that there could be a ready market for one along the lines of, " Moribund Sepulchre in a Deserted Graveyard ". There you go, you can have that name for free.