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This Guy Applied For A Government Job. But Then They Told Him This.


A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.”
“Have you ever been in the military service?”
“Yes. he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.”
The interviewer says, ”That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You are a Disabled Veteran; you've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM and plan on starting at 10:00 AM every day.”
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 AM?







“This is a government job,” the interviewer says. “For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point coming for that.”
 
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