Facial Fuzz

Doh.

Bottle of wine between wife and I equals an evening shave where I forget that I'm trying a new style. Shaved the Royale clean off in one foul Gillette swipe.

Must remember not to shave lower lip....
 
Whilst i am still young (not for long though), i'd REALLY love to go for the long side burns that come round to meet a goatee/chin fuzz. I just wanna try it but there's NO WAY on Earth I'll be able to manage it. Those guys for various
100-uses-in-1trimmer adverts make it looks easy.

B*****ds
 
I've got such scrubby facial hair that I look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo: sort of thinner and patchier version of underarm / pubic hair, very unappealing. So a beard / burns / tash are all out of the queston.

And I hate stubble: I feel prickly and trampish.

Quick, where's my Rocket . . . back to BBS bliss.
 
hunnymonster said:
sonny said:
I just wanna try it but there's NO WAY on Earth I'll be able to manage it.
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Neither can most of the "dudes" that have them - they mostly look ridiculous.
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Don't do it Sonny...fella's with little or no jaw line also attempt that facial fuzz illusion. They are kidding no one. It's the beard equivalent of a comb over, we can see your'e jowls mate and a little creative trimming ain't going to cut it.
 
What you mean no jaw line? you mean only obese people do it?

lol

I couldn't do it even if i wanted to. I can't even manage DE shaving!

ps. Word of advice, try not to use old sample pots of shaving cream. Or more precisely: smaples pots of shave cream that have been opened and then not used for ages.

Had to go for dinner. Hot Water was running law cos I didnt turn it on. Had a small amount of trumpers rose in a pot. Had shower and prep and went to get the cream from the pot. It had stuck to the base of the pot and become hard. Damn thing wouldn't budge. I used my nail to get it out and out it into a bowl. Swirling for 5 minutes finally broke it down. I lathered and had my first pass. Looked into the bowl and the brush, the remaining lather just disappeared. Brush also dried out.
 
I am sporting designer stubble at the moment due to a sudden spate of ingrown hairs and an over-exuberant plucking session. Before switching to DE I shaved every 3-4 days (every other day now) and so often had stubble. Chicks seem to dig it. Now I love shaving too much.

Sometimes I'll have a chin strap or a little thing on my chin, but have more or less stopped with the chops since I shave my dome so often. Chops and a freshly shaved head look like cowboy boots on the side of your face.
 
Just some modest side-burns for me! I am banned from goatees by SWMBO (are we still using this term?) as she considers them rather creepy. Last time I had a goatee I was wearing my dark-framed glasses and was told I looked like a French porn director. I took it as a compliment, but felt slightly miffed that I wasn't classed as the actual porn star. Story of my life really. :(
 
g-train said:
Sometimes I'll have a chin strap or a little thing on my chin, but have more or less stopped with the chops since I shave my dome so often. Chops and a freshly shaved head look like cowboy boots on the side of your face.
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Quality! :lol:
 
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