I resemble that remark...
Unopened stash
MWF - 10
Tabac soap - 6 on hand (2 in transit)
Tabac stick - 1
Irisch Moos stick - 1
Palmolive Sticks - quite a few
Wilkinson Sticks - 4
Speick Sticks - 9
Real Shaving Co Shave² - 3
ToBS - 3 varied tubes
Blades - about 2300 on hand with 1000 or so in transit (as you can see in my signature line below I currently hold stock to last me to an estimated 2031 - so that sees me to age 61 and I'm planning not to croak that soon)
Open stash
Monsavon
Tabac Soap
Omega Soap
Proraso White Soap
Real Shaving Co Shave²
Wilkinson Stick