CORKING blades

Jeltz said:
If you're interested there is an article here by some chap that seems to be rather an authority on wet shaving, apparently.

Odd, I clicked it and all I saw was some weirdo running around covered in blood, mud, make-up, and excrement. He was screaming out what might have been the words to "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" - if it were sung in Lapp. With that monkey's arm sticking out his arse, reaching around and swatting at an inflatable banana this freak was wearing on his genitalia, he seemed to be chasing some kids and KKKlansmen around a park or something.

    • ... how cliché.[/list:u][/list:u]
      • I mean, really ...[/list:u]
 
If you don't have a link to an interesting link U/Hermit I wish you wouldn't bother putting up these positively humdrum ones. If I want to see nudity, bestiality and general acticities of that sort all I do is open the curtains. Course I do live on a housing estate not that far from Glasgow.

JohnnyO. ;)
 
Big.Dave said:
Yes I know I'm digging up an old thread but did HM get to have a look at a corked and un corked blade under a micro scope??

Nope - I didn't... 2 reasons... I don't possess any corks (well there are a few dozen still gainfully employed in sealing bottles of single malts from Scotland, Ireland and Wales) nor any of the blades that allegedly benefit from being corked :D
 
rangers62 said:
Jeltz said:
If you're interested there is an article here by some chap that seems to be rather an authority on wet shaving, apparently.

Remove the 'R' from cork and we're just about there.

Regards

But that just spells 'cok'. Bruce is a cok? Don't you mean Bruce is a cock? A cock. Yes, that's what you mean. Bruce is a cock.

Cock.
 
Pig Cat said:
rangers62 said:
Jeltz said:
If you're interested there is an article here by some chap that seems to be rather an authority on wet shaving, apparently.

Remove the 'R' from cork and we're just about there.

Regards

But that just spells 'cok'. Bruce is a cok? Don't you mean Bruce is a cock? A cock. Yes, that's what you mean. Bruce is a cock.

Cock.


Ohwaa! Miss, Miss, Miss, Pigcat said cock....FOUR TIMES
 
hunnymonster said:
Big.Dave said:
Yes I know I'm digging up an old thread but did HM get to have a look at a corked and un corked blade under a micro scope??

Nope - I didn't... 2 reasons... I don't possess any corks (well there are a few dozen still gainfully employed in sealing bottles of single malts from Scotland, Ireland and Wales) nor any of the blades that allegedly benefit from being corked :D

Hunnymonster You do know once opened single malt whisky goes off very quickly and In particular a Welsh whisky called Penderyn. if you can't drink it all at once I'm always happy to assist another member of forum with any single malt whisky consumtion problems just send over the bottle to me and I'll have it sorted and the cork back to you in no time at all ;)
 
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