CONUK

hunnymonster said:
The ones where a "distinguished" member does a flit with a heap of dough after flogging a lot of stuff he didn't have, then feigns some excuse like his girlfriend ran off with his best friend and all the items were in the car she took. It's like country & western without the music.

Nicely put. :)
 
hando said:
Orange Boiler suit i don't have but i'm willing to submit to a light spanking

"Submit yourself to Jesus" as Jim would say...

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Just tell your'e Pastor her name really IS Jesus.
 
killer boots man!

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:lol:
 
Hmmmm......

Has anyone noticed how the Daily Mail uses any opportunity to get pictures of Lily Allen and her boobs into their esteemed publication? She was in the financial section the other day.

But I'm not complaining tooooo much
 
hunnymonster said:
I'm not sure what to be more worried by, Daily Mail readers or any publicity given to the offspring of Keith Allen...

:) ...it did take me a while to find a dominatrix that didn't turn my stomach, for that I will now refer to the financial section of the Daily Mail instead of my Asterix manuals.


Don't worry HM, a sure sign that any reliance on that talentless mockney and rentagob Littlejohn to generate sales is hopefully just another nail in the coffin of Associated Newspapers and its stable of fine publications.
 
Littlejohn really makes me laugh.

He could be in paradise, drinking his favourite beer served by Bananarama in the nude, whilst a fresh cooked lobster and garlic butter are fed to him by Cameron Diaz, and the bugger would still find something to gripe about.
 
hunnymonster said:
The ones where a "distinguished" member does a flit with a heap of dough after flogging a lot of stuff he didn't have, then feigns some excuse like his girlfriend ran off with his best friend and all the items were in the car she took. It's like country & western without the music.
Have to pull you up on yer terminology there HM - Country and western isn't music :!:
 
PaulH said:
Have to pull you up on yer terminology there HM - Country and western isn't music :!:

Most of the west of Scotland might disagree there - I never saw so many cowboys & cowgals as in some godforsaken cesspit on the Ayrshire coast - it was possibly Irvine... anyway I didn't say it was pleasant music - more a suicide note with instrumental accompaniment.
 
I am pleased I have found another forum where someone else is unsettled by the gun/knife threads as I foind these very diturbing my current fave is the what do you carry thread over at the over place.. Saying that i still like the place....
 
I love how in a thread about the current status of CONUK the current topics of discussion are:

Dominatrices (sp?)
Country and Western
Keith Allen and Bananarama


Good job!! I still use B&B as a reference mostly, and to try and further my budding business (shaving brush production) ;)

Chris
 
neocaligatio said:
I love how in a thread about the current status of CONUK the current topics of discussion are:

Dominatrices (sp?)
Country and Western
Keith Allen and Bananarama

Considering that Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar is in charge this is actually quite respectable I suppose.
 
We get quite a few different papers at work.

To see what all the talk is about, I started readin the Mail for the last few days or so.

I can see the attraction; it has way more pages than the Sun or Mirror as well as the alarmist Headlines and plenty of pictures which the broadsheets don't have. I.e. it's bang right in the middle.

I thought you'd have to be pretty desperate for work to be a car-ticket person but you've gotta be really sad to work for the Mail. almost every story is twisted to give a negative view.
 
Was just looking at the reviews bit of B&B and found i am no longer welcome in the CONUK section, have not posted there in ages. :D
Well screw them then! :twisted:

C
 
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