Cold water shaving?

Cold water shaving is the only way to go.

Anyone hotwater shaving is deliberately trying to sabotage the environment, causing massive climate change, which will create a shift in the global geo-political economic structure, push millions into new migration waves, causing a breakdown in the social and moral fabric of society as we know it.

[Author's Note: I may have gone a little over the top there]
If all that happens.......there ay be no option!
 
Cold water shaving is the only way to go.

Anyone hotwater shaving is deliberately trying to sabotage the environment, causing massive climate change, which will create a shift in the global geo-political economic structure, push millions into new migration waves, causing a breakdown in the social and moral fabric of society as we know it.

[Author's Note: I may have gone a little over the top there]

Good!! I've a hankerin' for whale meat again and broasted baby seal!! Maybe I can even employ some displaced indigenous types to cook it for me and fan me with palm leaves for my after dinner nap!! And those native women.............ooh la la!! :p;)
 
Cold water shaving is the only way to go.

Anyone hotwater shaving is deliberately trying to sabotage the environment, causing massive climate change, which will create a shift in the global geo-political economic structure, push millions into new migration waves, causing a breakdown in the social and moral fabric of society as we know it.

[Author's Note: I may have gone a little over the top there]

On the other hand, cold water shaving is for contrarians and perverts. If God had wanted us to shave in cold water he wouldn't have invented central heating. :ROFLMAO:
 
...“The hot water used to rinse the blade causes the tiny metal molecules in the blade to expand, making the razor dull after only five shaves. Cold water, on the other hand, causes the molecules to contract, giving the blade a better edge and longer life.”...

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Well, since Monday morning I have been shaving with cold water and my skin certainly seems to like it! So I will continue to do so and I do find it quite refreshing too. :) P.

Excellent to hear.

Did we mention the other part of the ritual is to stand in a bucket of iced water to just over your testicles?
 
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