Best music opening line of all time

I'm sorry.
Wooaah yeah
Woah yeah
(Wooh!)
Everythin', everythin', everythin's gonna be alright this mornin'
Ooh yeah, whoaw
(Yeah!)
Now when I was a young boy, at the age of five
My mother said I was, gonna be the greatest man alive
But now I'm a man, way past 21
Want you to believe me baby
I have lots of fun
I'm a man
I spell mmm, aaa child, nnn
That represents man
No B, O child, Y
That mean mannish boy
I'm a man
I'm a full grown man
I'm a man
I'm a natural born lovers man
The gypsy woman told my mother
Before I was born
I got a boy child's coming
He's gonna be a son of a gun
He gonna make pretty womens
Jump and shout
Then the world wanna know
What this all about
Yeah bring me champagne when I'm thirsty.
Bring me reefer when I want to get high.
Yeah bring me champagne when I'm thirsty.
Bring me reefer when I want to get high.
Well you know when I'm lonely
Bring my woman set her right down here by my side.
I wanna tell you about my baby
Yeah, she ran off with the garbage man
I wanna tell you about my baby
Yeah, she ran off with the garbage man

She better come back quick
Come back and empty my garbage can


So i recognised a couple but had to Google them to find the artist that sis them all, and went down a youtube worm hole, "muddy waters" some good listening there (y)
 
'Yam! Bam!
mon chat Splash
Git sur mon lit a bouffe
sa langue en buvant tout mon whisky
quant a moi peu dormi, vide, brime
J'ai du dormir dans la gouttiere
Ou j'ai eu un flash *
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
En quatre couleurs *"
Allez hop! un matin
Une louloute est venue chez-moi
Poupee de cellophane, cheveux chinois
un sparadrap, une gueule de bois
a bu ma biere dans un grand verre en caoutchouc
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Comme un indien dans son igloo
Ca plane pour moi ca plane pour moi
Ca plane pour moi moi moi moi moi
Ca plane pour moi
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Ca plane pour moi.'
Plastic Bertrand - yes - get in - let us enjoy our remaing time being European - before we are dumped out of it - voted for by cretins - I.​
 
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' balls and chain
I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be.
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me.
 
'Yam! Bam!
mon chat Splash
Git sur mon lit a bouffe
sa langue en buvant tout mon whisky
quant a moi peu dormi, vide, brime
J'ai du dormir dans la gouttiere
Ou j'ai eu un flash *
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
En quatre couleurs *"
Allez hop! un matin
Une louloute est venue chez-moi
Poupee de cellophane, cheveux chinois
un sparadrap, une gueule de bois
a bu ma biere dans un grand verre en caoutchouc
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Comme un indien dans son igloo
Ca plane pour moi ca plane pour moi
Ca plane pour moi moi moi moi moi
Ca plane pour moi
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Ca plane pour moi.'

Plastic Bertrand - yes - get in - let us enjoy our remaing time being European - before we are dumped out of it - voted for by cretins - I.​
Sorry bud im not a cretin, we need change we dont need to be told what we can and cant do by europe.
We need to be great Briton again
 
Sorry bud im not a cretin, we need change we dont need to be told what we can and cant do by europe.
We need to be great Briton again
Each to their own mate - :) - back on topic - a bit of glam?

'Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black
Don't look back
And I love you
You're dirty and sweet oh yeah

Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth
Of the Hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet
And you're my girl

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On'

I.
 
Tiger Bay's finest -

'Goldfinger
He's the man, the man with the Midas touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in
Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death from
Mister Goldfinger'

I.
 
Each to their own mate - :) - back on topic - a bit of glam?

'Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black
Don't look back
And I love you
You're dirty and sweet oh yeah

Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth
Of the Hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet
And you're my girl

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On'

I.


A bit of t-rex


She ain't got no money
Her clothes are kinda funny
Her hair is kinda wild and free
Oh, but Love grows where my Rosemary goes
And nobody knows like me

And all the years that i thought they were singing "a rose grows out of rosemarys nose"
 
'Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir
So that every mouth can be fed
Poor me Israelites, ah
Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir
So that every mouth can be fed
Poor me Israelite'

Another misheard classic -my ears are alight. :cool:
 
This town (town) is coming like a ghost town
All the clubs have been closed down
This place (town) is coming like a ghost town
Bands won't play no more
Too much fighting on the dance floor

A top tune
Ha ha - I'll see you and raise you - :)

'Out of bed at eight am
Out my head by half past ten
Out with mates and dates and friends
That's what I do at weekends
I can't talk and I can't walk
But I know where I'm going to go
I'm going watch my money go
At the Locarno, no
When my feet go through the door
I know what my right arm is for
Buy a drink and pull a chair
Up to the edge of the dance floor
Bouncers bouncing through the night
Trying to stop or start a fight
I sit and watch the flashing lights
Moving legs in footless tights'

I.
 
The gypsy woman told my mother
Before I was born
I got a boy child's coming
He's gonna be a son of a gun
He gonna make pretty womens
Jump and shout
Then the world wanna know
What this all about
 
I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to
 
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