Best music opening line of all time

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'Kick it!

You wake up late for school, man you don't want to go
You ask you mom, please? but she still says, no
You missed two classes, and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk
You gotta fight for your right to party
Your pops caught you smoking, and he says, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag (bust it!)
You gotta fight for your right to party
You gotta fight.'

I.
Beastie boys, oh hell yea (y) all those missing vw badges
 
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I'm sorry.
Wooaah yeah
Woah yeah
(Wooh!)
Everythin', everythin', everythin's gonna be alright this mornin'
Ooh yeah, whoaw
(Yeah!)
Now when I was a young boy, at the age of five
My mother said I was, gonna be the greatest man alive
But now I'm a man, way past 21
Want you to believe me baby
I have lots of fun
I'm a man
I spell mmm, aaa child, nnn
That represents man
No B, O child, Y
That mean mannish boy
I'm a man
I'm a full grown man
I'm a man
I'm a natural born lovers man
The gypsy woman told my mother
Before I was born
I got a boy child's coming
He's gonna be a son of a gun
He gonna make pretty womens
Jump and shout
Then the world wanna know
What this all about
Yeah bring me champagne when I'm thirsty.
Bring me reefer when I want to get high.
Yeah bring me champagne when I'm thirsty.
Bring me reefer when I want to get high.
Well you know when I'm lonely
Bring my woman set her right down here by my side.
I wanna tell you about my baby
Yeah, she ran off with the garbage man
I wanna tell you about my baby
Yeah, she ran off with the garbage man

She better come back quick
Come back and empty my garbage can

So i recognised a couple but had to Google them to find the artist that sis them all, and went down a youtube worm hole, "muddy waters" some good listening there (y)
 

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'Yam! Bam!
mon chat Splash
Git sur mon lit a bouffe
sa langue en buvant tout mon whisky
quant a moi peu dormi, vide, brime
J'ai du dormir dans la gouttiere
Ou j'ai eu un flash *
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
En quatre couleurs *"
Allez hop! un matin
Une louloute est venue chez-moi
Poupee de cellophane, cheveux chinois
un sparadrap, une gueule de bois
a bu ma biere dans un grand verre en caoutchouc
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Comme un indien dans son igloo
Ca plane pour moi ca plane pour moi
Ca plane pour moi moi moi moi moi
Ca plane pour moi
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Ca plane pour moi.'
Plastic Bertrand - yes - get in - let us enjoy our remaing time being European - before we are dumped out of it - voted for by cretins - I.​
 
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I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' balls and chain
I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be.
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me.
 
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'Yam! Bam!
mon chat Splash
Git sur mon lit a bouffe
sa langue en buvant tout mon whisky
quant a moi peu dormi, vide, brime
J'ai du dormir dans la gouttiere
Ou j'ai eu un flash *
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
En quatre couleurs *"
Allez hop! un matin
Une louloute est venue chez-moi
Poupee de cellophane, cheveux chinois
un sparadrap, une gueule de bois
a bu ma biere dans un grand verre en caoutchouc
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Comme un indien dans son igloo
Ca plane pour moi ca plane pour moi
Ca plane pour moi moi moi moi moi
Ca plane pour moi
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Ca plane pour moi.'

Plastic Bertrand - yes - get in - let us enjoy our remaing time being European - before we are dumped out of it - voted for by cretins - I.​
Sorry bud im not a cretin, we need change we dont need to be told what we can and cant do by europe.
We need to be great Briton again
 

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Sorry bud im not a cretin, we need change we dont need to be told what we can and cant do by europe.
We need to be great Briton again
Each to their own mate - :) - back on topic - a bit of glam?

'Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black
Don't look back
And I love you
You're dirty and sweet oh yeah

Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth
Of the Hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet
And you're my girl

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On'

I.
 
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