Airport Humor

A man in a trench coat strolled into an airport and went right up to the first open ticket bay whereupon with a smile he thrust open the trench coat to reveal that he was totally buck naked as a jaybird underneath. The middle aged female ticket clerk calmly looked up over her bifocals and said "Sir, I will need to see your ticket and not your...

In another airport a man walked up to the ticket bay and was greeted by an incredibly busty clerk who inquired how she could help him. Nervously, and unable to stop gawking at her "assets", the man blurted out " I need two pickets to Titsburgh!!"

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