The Mall Ninja

Tony.T

Tony.T

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Just been reading the picolax thread, once I finished laughing I remembered this thread- fortunately it's been archived as the original has disappeared. The 'Star' is a real Walt, it also helps if you have an understanding of firearms and associated items!

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
 
Brilliant.

Lots of gems in there, but I loved this one:

"I'm the lieutenant of a 3 man Rapid Tactical Force Team, in one of the nation's largest indoor retail shopping centers."

I can't believe I risked the lives of myself and my partner in a recent trip to Macy's. I just didn't realise the danger I was in until now. Damn Australian militants!
 
LOL Mall ninja,who walks on walls....with a electric car,searches for CQC weapon, to drop a perp in a crowded shopping Mall, and not get seen, who's at risk from high power rifles, gaffer tapes armer plating to his body.


:icon_rolleyes: chill pill.
 
Wonder if they have a mall ninja in the metro center? Would explain the screaming. They said it was from the roller coaster but maybe it was some kind of interrogation.....
 
Dr Rick said:
Does rather demonstrate the lack of wisdom of giving these people easy access to killing machines, doesn't it.
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Not if they've had access to the kind of training these guys have had. I for one would feel safer knowing heroes like these had got my back.
 
Tony.T said:
Just been reading the picolax thread, once I finished laughing I remembered this thread- fortunately it's been archived as the original has disappeared. The 'Star' is a real Walt, it also helps if you have an understanding of firearms and associated items!

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
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Thanks for posting this, Tony! :icon_razz:
 
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