Stephen Hawkins date

[wayne_m]

Stephen Hawkins has just been on a date. When he got back he had a broken wrist several broken ribs a broken nose and a dislocated shoulder.
Apparently she stood him up.

 

[Bechet]

You deserve to cut yourself!

 

[wayne_m]

Better get the Tech out for a while then.

 

[UKRob]

This must surely be a candidate for thread removal.

 

[wayne_m]

feel free to remove it UKRob.

 

[riverrun]

At least spell the name correctly, FFS.

 

[wayne_m]

it's near enough.

 

[riverrun]

If you say so, Duane.

 

[wayne_m]

You are exaggerating now. I only added an S

 

[riverrun]

.... errrr.... No...

 

[wayne_m]

Go on then, you win.

 

[riverrun]

And to have at least something funny in this thread, Duane...

 

[wayne_m]

I'm sensing you didn't like the original post Riverrun. It's just a feeling. If I'm right and I may not be, you may just have a hang up about not spelling names correctly, then why not just say so? No need to go round the houses. Everyone has a different sense of what is funny.One man's meat is another man's poison. You didn't like it. Honestly it doesn't bother me one way or the other. Calling me Duane doesn't either.

 

[Mrchick]

You are exaggerating now. I only added an S

And left out a G [emoji1]