I love to pamper my bird after she has had a stressful day. I get the hot tap running,
Swirl around the foam and bubbles making sure I have the temperature spot on. time everything right, so when she walks through the door she can crack on with the dishes.
Girl - how much do u love me?
Guy - well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much i love you
Girl - but it's morning
Guy - exactly
We all know the 7 qualities for the perfect girlfriend - Beautiful, Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent, Trustworthy, Sensible. Or in other words B.I.G.T.I.T.S.
Wife treats hubby by taking him 2 a lap club for Valentine's day. Doorman says, ok Dave how's tricks? Wife asks, "how does he know u?" Dave says, "er, I play footy with him." Inside, the barman says, "usual Dave?" Dave says, "b4 u say owt, he's on the darts team in me local." Next a lapdancer says "Hi Dave, d'ya want the special again?" Wife storms out draggin Dave with her and jumps in a taxi. Driver says "fuck me Dave u've pulled a minger this week!!
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