Razor for midgets?

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If you are a midget and love to give DE razors a try then this might be the answer :D

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Now, now, James. We all know that it's no longer "appropriate" to use the word Midget these days. We now use the term "Little People".

I know this, because a lady with big tits and great legs from Equal Opportunities told me.

Ian
 
I bought one of those in a charity shop, it normally comes with a small tin and is labeled as a "Laurel Ladies Boudoir Safety Razor". I leave it next to the Wee Scott on a shelf in the bathroom for novelty purposes. I have a blade in mine but never used it to trim anything.

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IanM said:
Now, now, James. We all know that it's no longer "appropriate" to use the word Midget these days. We now use the term "Little People".

I know this, because a lady with big tits and great legs from Equal Opportunities told me.

Ian
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I thought "little people" referred to Irish elves. I think the phrase you were looking for is "vertically challenged".

As far as I am aware though, big tits and great legs is still an acceptable terminology. Or enhanced earmuffs, as one of my more disreputable colleagues would say.
 
Can't believe someone has actually posted a thread with such an offensive title.

Oh, hang on ... I've just seen who started it.

Makes more sense now.
 
I've recently read Warwick Davis' autobiography. I get the impression he tolerates some of the names given to people like him but much favours the term 'little people'. It is a good read actually, especially for those of us in their thirties who have probably seen most things he's acted in. I thought he was great in Extras.
 
IanM said:
Now, now, James. We all know that it's no longer "appropriate" to use the word Midget these days. We now use the term "Little People".

I know this, because a lady with big tits and great legs from Equal Opportunities told me.

Ian
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I thought the term was 'porg' now. Standing for 'person of restricted growth'.
 
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her hair smells :lol: I should warn you i'm not very PC!

Also if you decide to tell a few more jokes on this thread, keep them short :)

Jamie
 
joe mcclaine said:
Can't believe someone has actually posted a thread with such an offensive title.

Oh, hang on ... I've just seen who started it.

Makes more sense now.
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oops sorry about that,if I knew you're one of those ''little people'' I would have been a bit more cautious about the title,cheers for making me aware of your situation sir,I'll take that on board for future ;)
 
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pugh-the-special-one said:
Bilbo Baggins uses one just like it, very popular in the Shire, as Gandulf once said, one Razor to rule all! :D P.S be careful though Golum might see it yes my precious!

Jamie.
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