Put it away!

[Jeltz]

I went to value a house for a divorcing couple, now if you have an estate agent coming around would you leave a vibrator out on display in the bathroom or would you put it away?

 

[Pig Cat]

What, one of these?

:shock: How embarrassing!

 

[FrenchBlade]

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Max

 

[Father Ted]

:shock: :?
Thats so wrong.

 

[Jeltz]

Anyway its a nice house, should create a bit of a buzz.

 

[IanM]

Anyway its a nice house, should create a bit of a buzz.

You bloody estate agents can put a spin on anything! :lol:

A mate of mine used to work for the local council. He was part of a team that helped maintain council houses.

We went in a house one day, and there was a big dildo sat in pride of place on the mantlepiece.

Class.

Ian

 

[Pig Cat]

We went in a house one day, and there was a big dildo sat in pride of place on the mantlepiece.

I expect it got used in place of a poker.

 

[IanM]

We went in a house one day, and there was a big dildo sat in pride of place on the mantlepiece.

I expect it got used in place of a poker.

Or somebody misread 'mantle clock'.

Ian

 

[Jeltz]

You bloody estate agents can put a spin on anything! :lol:

Given the size of it I'd say the lady of the house is deceptively spacious :twisted:

 

[pedro083]

You bloody estate agents can put a spin on anything! :lol:

Given the size of it I'd say the lady of the house is deceptively spacious :twisted:

Now I think you may be making assumptions there :lol:

 

[hunnymonster]

We went in a house one day, and there was a big dildo sat in pride of place on the mantlepiece.

A mate of mine had one that he used to put on the mantlepiece when his mother was due round as it cut short her visits. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[mattlad]

We went in a house one day, and there was a big dildo sat in pride of place on the mantlepiece.

A mate of mine had one that he used to put on the mantlepiece when his mother was due round as it cut short her visits. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Was it his Mother or Mother-in-Law? :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[hunnymonster]

Was it his Mother or Mother-in-Law? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Definitely his mother, apart from the occasional floozy stopping over for an evening of passion he was single at the time.

 

[rangers62]

I went to value a house for a divorcing couple, now if you have an estate agent coming around would you leave a vibrator out on display in the bathroom or would you put it away?

Nic
Maybe they didn't see you coming? :|