M mrjackoboy Messages 392 Location Abercarn Monday February 2, 2015 #34 lol bartender is american for bar man termites eat wood so the termite wants to know if the bar (wood) is soft Took me a while to get it when i first heard it, more obvious if your from the other side of the pond.
lol bartender is american for bar man termites eat wood so the termite wants to know if the bar (wood) is soft Took me a while to get it when i first heard it, more obvious if your from the other side of the pond.
pjgh Messages 15,937 Location Halifax, Republic of Yorkshire Monday February 2, 2015 #35 Johnus said: I don't understand??? Click to expand... How do you like your steak? Rare? TENDER?
OP Ratty Messages 528 Location Chester Monday February 2, 2015 Thread Starter #36 A group of fonts walk into a bar. ‘Get out of my pub!' shouts the barman. ‘We don't serve your type in here.'
A group of fonts walk into a bar. ‘Get out of my pub!' shouts the barman. ‘We don't serve your type in here.'
Johnus Messages 5,246 Monday February 2, 2015 #37 pjgh said: Johnus said: I don't understand??? Click to expand... How do you like your steak? Rare? TENDER? Click to expand... Oh, ok...
pjgh said: Johnus said: I don't understand??? Click to expand... How do you like your steak? Rare? TENDER? Click to expand... Oh, ok...
yakoumis Messages 108 Location Greece Tuesday March 17, 2015 #38 A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: "Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!" (song's been in my head all day :S )
A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: "Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!" (song's been in my head all day :S )
R RedHorseman Messages 447 Location coningsby,CLincoln Tuesday March 17, 2015 #39 Two atoms are walking down the road. One turns to his mate and says "dude I think I lost an electron" "You sure?" his mate ask The first looks forlornly at his mate and says"Yeah mate I'm positive"
Two atoms are walking down the road. One turns to his mate and says "dude I think I lost an electron" "You sure?" his mate ask The first looks forlornly at his mate and says"Yeah mate I'm positive"