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[Northam Saint]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206613/Chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html

They say there's a machine for everything !!!!!

 

[Father Ted]

Cant see the NHS introducing them.

 

[balidey]

I'll try BUPA then.

 

[Jackthehat]

What a boon for the busy bachelor...

 

[Professor Blighty]

How much are they? :icon_rolleyes:

 

[GOLDCREST]

Wonder if you can get clap from one of them.

 

[Northam Saint]

Wonder if you can get clap from one of them.

It could be painful is it shorts out !

 

[chrisbell]

Wonder if you can get clap from one of them.

It could be painful is it shorts out !

:icon_cry2:

 

[Duffer]

Are they taking the ****

 

[chrisbell]

I think I get the jizz-t of what they're trying to do...






...I'll get me coat.

 

[NotTheStig]

Very good Chris. Most of the other comments have been a bit wanky.

 

[Gairdner]

My mate Eric Shaun might be interested. His current partner is called Pam and her five sisters have been round him too. They're all kinda knackered now this could be jizzt the (hands free) job.

 

[Big.Dave]

This kit is old hat if you've ever worked on a Dairy farm the cow milking attachment does exactly the same thing and lasts for longer it will not switch off until 10 liters have been delivered!!!

 

[Gairdner]

No Dave. NOOOOOO!