Naughty nursery Rhyme

[newageshaver]

please don't tell the kids:-

'Old Mother Hubbard'

Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
To fetch hungry Rover a bone.

But when she bent over
old Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.

 

[SirPrize]

There was a young parson named Binns,
Who would speak of women and things.
But his secret desire was a boy in the choir,
With a bottom like jelly on pins.

 

[Pig Cat]

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay

:blush:

Not very PC from PC!

 

[Canuck]

Mary had a little lamb
Full of fun and frolics
She jumped right over the garden gate
And kicked it in the bollocks

 

[Pig Cat]

Not a nursery rhyme but I remember singing this at school a lot:

My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she cut it with a rake
And now it's only five foot four

I suppose I should have been spending more time revising for my A levels. :icon_rolleyes:

 

[Jeltz]

Not a nursery rhyme but.....




Whats red and has 7 little dents


Snow White's hymen

 

[newageshaver]

Not a nursery rhyme but I remember singing this at school a lot:

My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she cut it with a rake
And now it's only five foot four

I suppose I should have been spending more time revising for my A levels. :icon_rolleyes:

wow PC..i remember that from school as well.....but I was in primary school.

 

[hunnymonster]

I remember one along those lines but some subtle differences:

My uncle Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the woman next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now it's only five foot four

I think that was a 3rd year infants thing (introduced to school by "Dezzy Wellies" - his name was Derek and he wore wellies all the time in infants... saw him about 4 years ago and he's just "Wellies" now - he had a younger brother Les - who also favoured the welly... so he was of course "Lezzy Wellies")

 

[Smell The Glove]

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon !

 

[Jeltz]

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs

Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
.......but she didn't wear it very often

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Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
As he came, she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep

 

[Browngc]

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
Every time she took it out
The bulldog tried to f**k it