My dyslexic mate !

[Sunburyboy93]

.I found my dyslexic mate covering his dick with boot polish in the early hours this morning, I said 'you fucking idiot you're supposed to turn your clock back!'

 

[Hax]

LOL - love it - thanks Steve

 

[shanky887614]

.I found my dyslexic mate covering his dick with boot polish in the early hours this morning, I said 'you fucking idiot you're supposed to turn your clock back!'

did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

he bought a warehouse

 

[hunnymonster]

did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

Yes, and it wasn't funny in 1985 either...

 

[GOLDCREST]

Like the guy in the pub with the tiny 12 inch tall piano player....He was telling the Landlord he got him as a gift from a Leprechaun for helping down from a tree...but said I think he misunderstood what I asked for ...as I ended up with this 12 inch pianist.

 

[fionafish]

Don't make dyslexic jokes, they are not big and they are not furry.

 

[Mikael]

did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

Yes, and it wasn't funny in 1985 either...

Ohh, touched a sensitive spot, did we. It's none of our business how you earned your money in the 80s though