Ted was sitting at the bar in the Old Anglers Arms staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making fecker called Bill steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig :evil:
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as Ted burst into tears
"Come on, man," Bill says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can`t stand to see a man crying." :evil:
"This is the worst day of my life," says Ted "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the car park, I found my car had been stolen and I'd forgot to renew my insurance. I left my wallet in the taxi I took home, when I got there I found my wife in bed with the bloke next door and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve. Then some asshole shows up and drinks the whole thing! " :twisted:
But enough about me, how's your day going? :!: :lol:
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as Ted burst into tears
"Come on, man," Bill says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can`t stand to see a man crying." :evil:
"This is the worst day of my life," says Ted "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the car park, I found my car had been stolen and I'd forgot to renew my insurance. I left my wallet in the taxi I took home, when I got there I found my wife in bed with the bloke next door and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve. Then some asshole shows up and drinks the whole thing! " :twisted:
But enough about me, how's your day going? :!: :lol:
