If you really want to spoil somebody's breakfast...

[Pig Cat]

...serve them a coffee made with descaling water. Aaagghhghgh! That was gross. The milk all curdled and it tasted of acid.

 

[jaycey]

Obviously Nescafe has the same effect

 

[antdad]

Yeah but your insides are all nice and clean.

 

[Jeltz]

Or crap in their cornflakes

 

[Pig Cat]

Yeah but your insides are all nice and clean.

I only think I swallowed the tiniest smidgeon but my tummy feels a little odd. Perhaps this is the future - colonic irrigation from the other end.

I still can't get the taste out of my mouth though... :s

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Or crap in their cornflakes

Or add something unspeakable to their porridge. I can't write it as it's rather a disgusting thought even for me. :blush:

 

[antdad]

If it really is giving your tummy gip, take something strongly alkaline like sodium bicarb/baking powder soln or an antacid, not much 1/2 tsp

 

[Pig Cat]

If it really is giving your tummy gip, take something strongly alkaline like sodium bicarb/baking powder soln or an antacid, not much 1/2 tsp

Thanks mate, I think it's OK now. I kind of lost my appetite because of the taste it left in my mouth. I've had lunch now so all's good. Nice to know you care though! :heart:

 

[Gairdner]

Oof, that sounds rough! Thank goodness for our naturally soft water.

 

[Lose the beard]

Sounds horrible, glad your feeling better now.