Apparently there is no WI in Scotland, there's a thing called the SWRI (Scottish Women's Rural Institute), it's the same sort of thing, but instead of "Jam & Jerusalem" it seems that it's more "Jam & getting Jaked" - the local chapter of which hereabouts is run by a collective of Hell's Grannies, one of whom has a face like a welder's bench after a blind welder with no spatial awareness has been using it...
Still have no idea why but when I left a partially used blade on my girlfriend's sink once she propped it up against the soap in the soap dish and then forgot about it.
I was the next person to wash my hands and glided my fingers over the top of the soap...
Bloody everywhere and a bloody stupid place to put the blade!
Teaches me to leave a blade out of the razor I guess