Anyone know any good jokes?

[dylan-shave]

Anyone know any good jokes?

I know a naughty limerick. But sounds better if you hear it lol ...

There once was a lady from Ealing,

Who had quite a contemperate feeling,

She laid on her back,

Pulled open her crack,

and pissed all over the ceiling! ;-p

 

[quattrojames]

To be fair it sounded better when I hadn't heard it.

 

[Pig Cat]

What does contemperate mean? :? I think if I knew that I'd have found it funnier.

 

[Neil Miller]

When I first heard it, it was '...who had a most peculiar feeling...'

Could be wrong though - the school bell was ringing for home time and I wasn't really concentrating on anything except for getting home in time to see Journey to the Centre of the Universe before football training and tea...

Regards,
Neil

 

[dylan-shave]

You have to read it out loud! lol

Oh well. Anyone any GOOD jokes? lol

 

[Proudfoot]

Yes I do :roll: